The Top 10 Signs That Nigga May Be Gay

Posted by Curtis on May 20, 2010 · 2 Comments 

Nothing in this life happens suddenly. There are exceptions to every rule, but most events and situations in people’s lives display signs or symptoms about what the future may hold. Many people witness the signs, but fail to take notice or even acknowledge that they may have possible witnessed something that may affect their future. Enter Mimi. After recently receiving news from a friend that her ex from a previous four year relationship had been attending gay clubs had a sudden epiphany of her relationship with the ex. She concluded that there had always been signs of possible homosexual behaviors in her relationship with the ex and after taking inventory of those occurrences put together a list.

1. Every time you have sex he wants to and attempts to initiate “Brokeback” maneuvers and positions.
   

   Brokeback Sex = Anal Sex

2. He has every attended Splash.
   

   Splash Attendees

3. The majority of his MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter friends are notorious homosexuals.
   

   Obvious Profiles

4. Every time you have sex he puts on a cock ring.
   

   A cock ring

5. You find gay male party promotion flyers in his personal belongings.
   

   Splash Events

6. He wears jock straps and thongs on a regular basis.
   

   Kinda gay...

7. His favorite movie of all-time is “Cover”
   

   Cover

8. Any song by Beyonce gives him the urge to start booty clapping.
   

   Beyonce fans

9. He enthusiastically discusses women’s hairstyles, shoe design and manicure colors.
   

   "Don't wear that do this..."

10. He has feminine sitting postures and nuisances.
    

    Maybe...

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